🤭 Markus Birdman: We Are All In The Gutter... Luton (Ages 14+)
Friday 14 February 2025
Time: 19:30
...But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Gutter.
🤭 ABOUT MARKUS BIRDMAN
Last year, after 20 years of stand up, I did Britain’s Got Talent. People asked me, “why now?”. Up ‘til that point I’d been very happy avoiding TV & fame - and in that sense, I’d been hugely successful! However, the year before, I’d also had a stroke and lost half my eyesight. I was now keen to talk about my experience, comedically, to as wide an audience as possible. I did quite well, got to the semi-finals & had my 15 minutes fame.
Careful what you wish for!
Who knew that talking about my experience would be so offensive? How dare I make jokes about my own strokes & blindness! “You nasty, awful man”.
This is a candid and hilarious new stand-up hour, talking about who I am, in an era where people are really keen to hear about who you are, so long as who you are, is something they want to hear about. Otherwise “you deserve your stroke*.”
Never mind the haters, I come back at you with love. Well, a couple of you can still kiss my half-blind backside**
*an actual online comment
*I never had a single complaint from anyone who had actually had a stroke.
As seen on Britain’s Got Talent (ITV) and Rosie Jones TV Disability Extravaganza (UKTV)
▪️Suitable for ages 14+
♿️ ACCESSIBILITY
For inquiries about accessibility please contact:
☎️ 01582 878100
📧 boxoffice@culturetrust.com
🅿️ PARKING
Please note there is no onsite parking.
By Car: If you’re traveling by car you can park nearby. Please note, there is usually a parking fee for these car parks:
🤭 ABOUT MARKUS BIRDMAN
Last year, after 20 years of stand up, I did Britain’s Got Talent. People asked me, “why now?”. Up ‘til that point I’d been very happy avoiding TV & fame - and in that sense, I’d been hugely successful! However, the year before, I’d also had a stroke and lost half my eyesight. I was now keen to talk about my experience, comedically, to as wide an audience as possible. I did quite well, got to the semi-finals & had my 15 minutes fame.
Careful what you wish for!
Who knew that talking about my experience would be so offensive? How dare I make jokes about my own strokes & blindness! “You nasty, awful man”.
This is a candid and hilarious new stand-up hour, talking about who I am, in an era where people are really keen to hear about who you are, so long as who you are, is something they want to hear about. Otherwise “you deserve your stroke*.”
Never mind the haters, I come back at you with love. Well, a couple of you can still kiss my half-blind backside**
*an actual online comment
*I never had a single complaint from anyone who had actually had a stroke.
As seen on Britain’s Got Talent (ITV) and Rosie Jones TV Disability Extravaganza (UKTV)
▪️Suitable for ages 14+
♿️ ACCESSIBILITY
For inquiries about accessibility please contact:
☎️ 01582 878100
📧 boxoffice@culturetrust.com
🅿️ PARKING
Please note there is no onsite parking.
By Car: If you’re traveling by car you can park nearby. Please note, there is usually a parking fee for these car parks:
- ▪️Train Station Car Park: Midland Road, Luton LU2 0HR
- ▪️The Mall Central Car Park, John Street, Luton LU1 2JE
- ▪️The Mall Market Car Park, Melson Street, Luton LU1 2JX
- ▪️Power Court Car Park: Off St Mary’s Road, Luton LU1 3LJ
- ▪️Guildford Street Car Park: Situated behind Luton Central Library, Postcode: LU1 2NW
🎟 TICKET PRICES
Booking can be made via the event link
▪️Adult: £17.05 (including £1.35 booking fee)
▪️Concessions: £14.85 (including £1.35 booking fee)
▪️Concessions: £14.85 (including £1.35 booking fee)
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😴 ROOMS
Rooms are available to book, subject to availability from £71.
ℹ️ BOOKING AND INFORMATION
For booking and menu information phone:
☎️ Phone: +441582791500
📧 email: reception@aubreypark.co.uk
😴 ROOMS
Rooms are available to book, subject to availability from £71.
ℹ️ BOOKING AND INFORMATION
For booking and menu information phone:
☎️ Phone: +441582791500
📧 email: reception@aubreypark.co.uk
😂 Manford's Comedy Club at Luton Library Theatre
Friday 14 February 2025
Time: 19:30 - 22:00 Price: £14.00
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🎤 SUSAN MURRAY
🎤 MICHAEL AKADIRI
🎤 SOL BERNSTEIN
🎤 LIZZIE SIMPSON
🤭 See some of the best comedians from the UK comedy circuit in front of some of the best crowds
♿️ WHEELCHAIR USERS
Wheelchair Users cannot be booked online – please contact the Box Office by clicking the event link, then click on the contact the organiser button.
🎫 TICKETS - £14
Click the event link to book tickets.
🎤 SUSAN MURRAY
🎤 MICHAEL AKADIRI
🎤 SOL BERNSTEIN
🎤 LIZZIE SIMPSON
🤭 See some of the best comedians from the UK comedy circuit in front of some of the best crowds
♿️ WHEELCHAIR USERS
Wheelchair Users cannot be booked online – please contact the Box Office by clicking the event link, then click on the contact the organiser button.
🎫 TICKETS - £14
Click the event link to book tickets.
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Friday 14 February 2025
Time: 19:00 - 22:00
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📖 VALENTINE’S MENU & BOOKING
You can check out the Special Valentines Menu or standard menu which is avalible on the website via the event link or in the pictures below. You can book via the event link or call for any enquiries.
CONTACT
☎️ 01462 432733
📖 VALENTINE’S MENU & BOOKING
You can check out the Special Valentines Menu or standard menu which is avalible on the website via the event link or in the pictures below. You can book via the event link or call for any enquiries.
CONTACT
☎️ 01462 432733
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Friday 14 February 2025
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▪️DATES: From 8th–15th February 2025
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💖 3 COURSE SET MENU FROM £40.50PP
Indulge in our 3-course Valentine’s Set Menu, from £40.50. Begin with Chargrilled XO King Prawns or our truly special, limited-edition 12oz Wagyu Ribeye – marbled to perfection – and finish with a luxurious Millionaire Chocolate Fondant. Treat yourself to a glass of Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne for £10.
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🍾 ADD ONS
Elevate the evening by adding a bottle of wine or sparkling from our selection, including Moët & Chandon Impérial, Journey’s End Destination Chardonnay, Whispering Angel Rosé, and Penfolds Bin 2 Shiraz Mataro for £135.
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🍾 ADD ONS
Elevate the evening by adding a bottle of wine or sparkling from our selection, including Moët & Chandon Impérial, Journey’s End Destination Chardonnay, Whispering Angel Rosé, and Penfolds Bin 2 Shiraz Mataro for £135.
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Time: 20:00
📚 Join author and comedian Marc Burrows on a journey through the life and work of Sir Terry Pratchett, based on his Locus Award-winning biography and officially endorsed by the author’s estate.
⭐️ EVENT DETAILS
Explore Pratchett's life, influences, impact, wit and wisdom, from his days as a school librarian to his time as a trainee journalist to his untimely death from Alzheimers in 2015. Celebrate the 40th anniversary of Discworld and discover the joy, anger, and delicious cock‘n’ bull stories of one of the greatest storytellers of all time. Warning: includes bad puns and unnecessary footnotes.
“The Magic of Terry Pratchett is a slam dunk must for any reader of Pratchett. Furthermore, you can and should bring your non-Pratchett-savvy friends. The show is surprisingly poignant, with difficult subjects tackled with sensitivity and controversial choices made for, I think, the better.”
★★★★★ Edinburgh Reviews
📍 LOCATION
Marshall Auditorium
♿️ ACCESSIBILITY BOOKING
Our box office staff will happy to help with any enquiries regarding your ticketing and access requirements.
Please call the box office on:
☎️ 01908 280800 (Mon-Sat, 10am-6pm) or email your enquiry and a member of the team will be reply as soon as possible.
We offer a 25% discount for carer's tickets.
Online booking for wheelchair and carer seats is not currently available - we plan to have this service up and running in the near future.
🅿️ PARKING
The Stables has free, on-site car-parking and our stewards will be on hand to direct you when you arrive. We have eight car-parking spaces for Blue Badge holders close to the main public entrance, all with level access. These are available on a first-come, first-served basis.
🎟 TICKET PRICE'S:
(Book via the event link)
Restricted, tiered, level and balcony seats priced the same £25.50 (including £2.50 booking fee)
⭐️ EVENT DETAILS
Explore Pratchett's life, influences, impact, wit and wisdom, from his days as a school librarian to his time as a trainee journalist to his untimely death from Alzheimers in 2015. Celebrate the 40th anniversary of Discworld and discover the joy, anger, and delicious cock‘n’ bull stories of one of the greatest storytellers of all time. Warning: includes bad puns and unnecessary footnotes.
“The Magic of Terry Pratchett is a slam dunk must for any reader of Pratchett. Furthermore, you can and should bring your non-Pratchett-savvy friends. The show is surprisingly poignant, with difficult subjects tackled with sensitivity and controversial choices made for, I think, the better.”
★★★★★ Edinburgh Reviews
📍 LOCATION
Marshall Auditorium
♿️ ACCESSIBILITY BOOKING
Our box office staff will happy to help with any enquiries regarding your ticketing and access requirements.
Please call the box office on:
☎️ 01908 280800 (Mon-Sat, 10am-6pm) or email your enquiry and a member of the team will be reply as soon as possible.
We offer a 25% discount for carer's tickets.
Online booking for wheelchair and carer seats is not currently available - we plan to have this service up and running in the near future.
🅿️ PARKING
The Stables has free, on-site car-parking and our stewards will be on hand to direct you when you arrive. We have eight car-parking spaces for Blue Badge holders close to the main public entrance, all with level access. These are available on a first-come, first-served basis.
🎟 TICKET PRICE'S:
(Book via the event link)
Restricted, tiered, level and balcony seats priced the same £25.50 (including £2.50 booking fee)
