🤣 Simon Brodkin brings his brand-new show Unleashed to Milton Keynes Theatre on Saturday 21st November 2026 at 7:30pm.

Simon is now one of the most exciting stand-up comedians in the world to see live. His last tour, Screwed Up, was a phenomenal success — extended three times, running for 170 dates around the world and culminating in three sold-out nights at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.

🔥 ABOUT THE SHOW
Unleashed is Simon’s hysterical new live show, packed with outrageous punchlines, razor-sharp takes and electric crowdwork. Expect him to rip into everything from wild swimmers and vape shops to Greta Thunberg, religion, and even his wife’s friends Claire & Carl. If you love bold, fast-paced stand-up with a mischievous edge, this promises to be a huge night of laughs.

⭐ WHAT TO EXPECT
Join Simon for a wildly funny night on his biggest ever tour. With his fearless style and quick-fire delivery, it’s easy to see why he’s earned rave reviews, including: “A masterclass of stand-up at its very best” – EdFringe Review.

AGE GUIDANCE: 14+
PLEASE NOTE: Under 16s must be seated next to an adult aged 18+. Maximum 10 tickets per household.

🗓 DATES & TIMES
▪️ DATE: Sat 21 Nov 2026
▪️ TIME: 7:30pm
▪️ DURATION: 2 hours including interval

🎟 TICKET PRICES: from £33.87
Note: A booking fee of £3.95 is applied to each order.

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🚆 Michael Portillo brings his fascinating live stage show to Milton Keynes Theatre on Monday 16th November 2026 at 7:30pm.

From high-profile politics to becoming one of Britain’s best-loved broadcasters, Michael Portillo has lived a life full of twists, turns and remarkable stories. In this unique evening, he reflects on both sides of that journey — from serving under Margaret Thatcher and running for the leadership of the Conservative Party, to captivating TV audiences with his acclaimed railway adventures across the world.

ℹ️ EVENT DETAILS
▪️ Date: Monday 16th November 2026
▪️ Time: 7:30pm
▪️ Running time: 1 hour 45 minutes including interval

🎭 WHAT TO EXPECT
Expect an insightful, witty and entertaining night as Michael shares the story of his life and career. He’ll talk about his family roots, including his father’s escape from the Spanish Civil War, and explore how those experiences shaped his own path.

You’ll also hear his personal reflections on British politics, memorable moments from his broadcasting career, and the journeys that have taken him across Spain, the USA, India and beyond. Whether you know him from Westminster or from the railway platform, this promises to be a thought-provoking and engaging live show.

AGE GUIDANCE: 14+
Please note: Under 16s must be seated next to an adult aged 18+

🎟 TICKET PRICES FROM: £36.74
NOTE: A booking fee of £3.95 is applied to each order.

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📚 Matilda The Musical, the multi-award-winning production from the Royal Shakespeare Company, returns to Milton Keynes Theatre from Wed 28 Oct - Sat 14 Nov 2026 - and it’s one families, musical lovers and Roald Dahl fans won’t want to miss.

🗓 PERFORMANCE TIMES
Wed 28 Oct - Sat 14 Nov 2026
▪️Tue - Sat: 7.30pm
▪️Wed, Sat & Sun: 2.30pm
▪️Thu: 2.30pm

✨ ABOUT
Inspired by Roald Dahl’s much-loved book, Matilda The Musical tells the story of an extraordinary little girl with a brilliant mind, a vivid imagination and the courage to change her own destiny.

With a book by Dennis Kelly, music and lyrics by Tim Minchin, and direction by Matthew Warchus, this global phenomenon has won more than 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, and has delighted over 12 million people worldwide.

Now celebrating 15 years on stage, this unforgettable production heads back out on tour — bringing its humour, heart and rebellious spirit to Milton Keynes Theatre.

⭐ WHY GO AND SEE IT?
Expect clever storytelling, standout songs, big laughs and plenty of theatrical magic. It’s a brilliant choice for a family theatre trip, a half term treat or a memorable night out. Plus, there’s a buy one and get one under 16s half price offer on selected seats for Tue–Thu performances.

AGE GUIDANCE: 6+
Please note: Children under 4 years (including babes in arms) will not be admitted. All children must have their own seat.

📝 GOOD TO KNOW
▪️Running time: 2 hours 35 minutes including interval
▪️Captioned performance: Friday 13th November 2026 at 7.30pm
▪️This production includes flashing lights, lasers, loud sound effects, popped latex balloons, stage haze and strobe effects
▪️Actors also interact in audience spaces during the show

🎟 TICKETS FROM: £15.60
Please note: A booking fee of £3.95 is applied to each order.

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🎸 Francis Rossi brings his Songbook: Quo – Past, Present, Future Tour to Milton Keynes Theatre on Sunday 25th October 2026.

Fans can look forward to an evening packed with hand-picked Status Quo classics, deep cuts, and a few surprises along the way. Francis has said he’ll be keeping plenty of the hits in the set while also mixing things up with a couple of curveballs, making this a must for longtime Quo fans and anyone who loves classic British rock.

🤩 WHAT TO EXPECT
This is more than just a greatest hits show. These special theatre performances give Francis Rossi the chance to share his own personal selections and interpretations from across his incredible catalogue, along with stories, commentary and insights from the man himself. He’ll once again be joined by guitarist Andy Brook, who co-produced the acclaimed 2026 album The Accidental and appeared on the sold-out 2025 Songbook tour.

⭐️ VIP SOUNDCHECK EXPERIENCE
Available for the first time on this tour, the strictly limited VIP Soundcheck Experience includes access to soundcheck, an exclusive performance of two songs not featured in the main show, a stage/tech rundown with Francis’ sound engineer, and one of the best seats in the house. VIP ticket holders will also receive a limited-edition signed 7” single and an exclusive tour lanyard.

🗓 EVENT DETAILS
▪️ Date: Sunday 25th October 2026
▪️ Time: 7:30pm
▪️ Doors open: 7:00pm
▪️ Duration: 2 hours 20 minutes including interval

PLEASE NOTE:
This is a seated venue. Standing is not permitted during the performance. Under 16s must be seated next to an adult aged 18+.

🎟 TICKET PRICE FROM: £48.22
Note: A booking fee of £3.95 is applied to each order.

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🔎 THE CENTURY'S MOST POPULAR MURDER MYSTERY is heading to Milton Keynes Theatre this October 2026. The internationally celebrated novel that captivated 10 million readers and inspired a ground-breaking National Theatre production returns in a brand-new staging that promises to be more thrilling than ever.

Starring Joe McFadden (The Shawshank Redemption, 2:22 A Ghost Story, Strictly Come Dancing winner 2017) and EastEnders favourite Charlie Brooks (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Ocean at the End of the Lane) as Chris’ parents, Ed and Judy, this is set to be one of the must-see theatre events of the autumn.

🗓 DATES & SHOW TIMES
▪️ Tue 6 Oct – Sat 10 Oct 2026
▪️ Tue – Sat at 7:30pm
▪️ Wed and Sat at 2:30pm

✨ ABOUT THE SHOW
Christopher Boone is gifted with a brilliant mind for numbers but unsettled by the unpredictability of people and everyday life.
When a neighbour’s dog is discovered killed, he finds himself under suspicion. Determined to prove his innocence, Christopher becomes both detective and suspect, pulled into a mystery that grows darker and more complex with every clue he uncovers.

What begins as the search for a culprit soon reveals secrets much closer to home, forcing Christopher to confront truths that will test his courage, his family, and his understanding of trust, independence and the wider world.
Inventive, gripping and deeply moving, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time blends the intrigue of a whodunnit with a powerful coming-of-age story to create an unforgettable theatrical experience.

⚠️ AGE GUIDANCE: 10+
This production contains strong language, themes of death, family illness and loss, depictions of emotional distress, plus flashing lights and sound effects.

🎟 TICKET PRICES: from £15.60
Note: A booking fee of £3.95 is applied to each order.

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